i have been having a lot of weird dreams lately. last night i had one in which my sister decided to keep locusts as pets. i was furious. i kept yelling at her until her eyes got real teary. so i gave in and told her it's ok as long as she keeps them in her room and that they wouldn't go near me. she had a giant locust on her hand when we had that conversation. GROSS! she even tried to hand it to me to show me that it is not harmful. i backed off and told her to stay the fxxk away. then out of nowhere, i saw a locust jumped like 300 feet. i freaked.
anyway a few days later (in my dream), she started breeding those suckers. and she said she sorta borrowed my bedroom and that locust eggs were everywhere in my room. so i bought a bottle of bug spray called "Barclay" (which is a bank in real life) to kill all of them. then my dream sorta turned into a microscopic view of locust eggs shrinking and dying. then my alarm clock went off.
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